humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via paxamgays)


lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(via ruinedchildhood)


broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(via heliolisk)


cutequeer96:

tardisity:

supercaltendo:

I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.

A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via greetings)


iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

(via believeinprongs)



thechosenone305:

the holy trinity

KNOCK ONCE FOR THE FATHER

TWICE FOR THE SON

THREE TIMES FOR THE HOLY GHOST

(via utterlyrandomblog)


kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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(via humorbaby)


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